Dallas Mavs

We came, we saw, we rocked Texas. On our day off yesterday I took R-Allen out to my ma's house to fix up that ankle of his. It was a Perkins family remedy...Tussin. We ran out of it as we were puttin' it on his ankle, but no big dealski, just added some water, shook it up - MO TUSSIN!. What happened- Allen hit the game winning shot and we win. Yo' welcome.

I chipped in with 30 minutes played and 5 points - what of it. I owe last night's game to the boulder squats (ya - that's right, I just picked up a boulder outside of my ma's house and did some squats). We got another day off today....and the Hornets tomorrow....if we win it'll be out FiF W in a row.

K.P. - OUT

The Rockets

Hey y'all,

First, I want to give full disclosure before I continue this blog. While yes, I do some crazy things to prep for games and max my snarl on the court, I also do some things that are a bit...well...let's just say calmer than bench pressing a moose (which did happen). I also enjoy watching back to back episodes of Hannah Montana to clear the ol' noggin. Hey, we have a day off today, so maybe I'll watch a few more.

In case you didn't hear, we stopped the Rockets winning streak. Good. That's just the kind of team we are. I contributed with 20 minutes and 6 points. I'll pitch in whatever I have to in order for our team to win. You can bet no matter what happens, I'm not smilin'. Never.

It's a day off today, so what of it! KP - O.U.T!

The Spurs

Twenty minutes played, four rebounds grabbed, two shots taken, and one shot blocked - all for one win against the Spurs last night in San Antonio. That's what happens when your practice consists of bending steel and eating raw eggs and I'll do it again to prep for the Rockets. So what if they have won more games in a row than the minutes I played last night. I'm not scared, I'm Kendrick Perkins - what of it. I'm gonna add in a little extra kick to my prep tonight just 'cuz my hometizzle of Nederland, TX isn't that far away from Houston. I'm going to bench press a live moose - done.

So, Old Man (a.k.a. Dikembe), watch out, I'm coming after you with all I got.

KP - Out. What of it.