The Hornets and Heat

What of it - I didn't post anything on Saturday after the Hornets game - get offa my back. Didya see my alley-oop pass vs. the Hornets? Yup, that was my Chris Paul impression. I racked up 7 points, 6 boards and one siiiiiiiiiick assist en route to our trouncing of the Hornets.

Last night we embarrassed the Miami Heat and this guy couldn't have said it better that El Capitan - Paul Pierce - "That's D-Leaguers out there. I think we just handled our business. They put in about four or five guys from the D-League and we did our business.We knew this was a game we were supposed to win and we were focused from the jump and went out and did it."

Do you wanna know why we rolled out two W's this weekend? Because I watched Major League, one of my favorite movies of all time, and took the advice of Pedro Cerrano - I sacrificed a live chicken in the locker room. Gracias, Pedro.

Next up - Da Bulls tomorrow night. Until then, KP is O.U.T.!

Phoenix Suns

Ya...we avenged our loss to the Phoenix Suns last night at home and who's got two thumbs and contributed to the W? THIS GUY. Yours truly tossed down a 10-13 kinda night en route to this victory. Do you wanna know the secret to my success last night? It the pregame workout combo of live moose bench presses, boulder squats, Hannah Montana and I actually shoved lil' Eddie House in a locker.

He was gettin' all hyped up before the game and was screamin' "We must protect this house!!!" I just couldn't take it anymore, so I crammed him in there for a bit and got my aggression out. I'm not sorry, I'd do it again, what of it! I may do it tomorrow before our game against the Hornets, I dunno, we'll see.

-KP OUT!

Sixers

Twenty seven and a half minutes played and I got a triple-four (four rebounds, four assists and four points) vs. the Sixers on Monday night. We lost-what of it! We're not gonna win 'em all and Andre Iggs played his lil' heart out at the end of the game to win it for Sixers. I hope we see them in the playoffs...

Yo, I know it's one game at a time, but we've got the Suns and the Hornets coming up. Let one "L" be and don't sweat it. I've gotta go prep for those games. One loss does mean more Hannah Montana watching, so I can clear my noodle.

K.P. - OUT!

Yeah...I'm not as tenacious today as I normally am, but whattya expect? We lost, of course I'm not happy.

Dallas Mavs

We came, we saw, we rocked Texas. On our day off yesterday I took R-Allen out to my ma's house to fix up that ankle of his. It was a Perkins family remedy...Tussin. We ran out of it as we were puttin' it on his ankle, but no big dealski, just added some water, shook it up - MO TUSSIN!. What happened- Allen hit the game winning shot and we win. Yo' welcome.

I chipped in with 30 minutes played and 5 points - what of it. I owe last night's game to the boulder squats (ya - that's right, I just picked up a boulder outside of my ma's house and did some squats). We got another day off today....and the Hornets tomorrow....if we win it'll be out FiF W in a row.

K.P. - OUT

The Rockets

Hey y'all,

First, I want to give full disclosure before I continue this blog. While yes, I do some crazy things to prep for games and max my snarl on the court, I also do some things that are a bit...well...let's just say calmer than bench pressing a moose (which did happen). I also enjoy watching back to back episodes of Hannah Montana to clear the ol' noggin. Hey, we have a day off today, so maybe I'll watch a few more.

In case you didn't hear, we stopped the Rockets winning streak. Good. That's just the kind of team we are. I contributed with 20 minutes and 6 points. I'll pitch in whatever I have to in order for our team to win. You can bet no matter what happens, I'm not smilin'. Never.

It's a day off today, so what of it! KP - O.U.T!

The Spurs

Twenty minutes played, four rebounds grabbed, two shots taken, and one shot blocked - all for one win against the Spurs last night in San Antonio. That's what happens when your practice consists of bending steel and eating raw eggs and I'll do it again to prep for the Rockets. So what if they have won more games in a row than the minutes I played last night. I'm not scared, I'm Kendrick Perkins - what of it. I'm gonna add in a little extra kick to my prep tonight just 'cuz my hometizzle of Nederland, TX isn't that far away from Houston. I'm going to bench press a live moose - done.

So, Old Man (a.k.a. Dikembe), watch out, I'm coming after you with all I got.

KP - Out. What of it.

Introduction

Yeah, I'm Kendrick Perkins, the starting center for the NBA-best Boston Celtics - What of It? Since we are on a long trip out to the west, I figured that it was time for me to start bloggin' my thoughts. Up first, we have a tough schedule of games ahead with San Antonio, Houston, Dallas and New Orleans...and you can guarantee that I will bring my A game. I didn't play against San Antonio when they came to town, so you'd better believe that I'm going to bring it.

I gotta go bend some steel and eat some raw eggs in preparation for tonight's game. Keep your eyes peeled for more blog posts.

Kendrick Perkins - Out! What of it!